Friday, September 9, 2011

You Want to Watch that Racial Profiling

2011 09 09

Ferragudo, Portugal


KRUPS, KRUPS? You Gotta be Kidding
I fear I suffer a bit of anti European sentiment.


Couple of days ago at the local appliance store I noticed that most of the stuff on the shelves was made by KRUPS.  It stopped me cold in my tracks.  


KRUPS was a big german munitions company, ie they made bombs, bullets and guns used to kill Canadian soldiers in WWII.  And now the people those Canadians died to help were buying consumer crap from the company that killed their liberators?  Man was I pissed.


Luckily I have learned to wait on these things.  Confirmation is needed before nuclear attack can be invoked.  Investigating I found, pending further investigation, that the bombs and bullets company was KRUPP not KRUPS.  So never mind.   


But I was a bit too ready to believe the worst.


Any Port in a Storm


If you visit Lisbon we recommend you find the Institute of Port where you can sit in beautiful old leather chairs and select your favourite tipple from a port cart.  Prices are unbelievably low and you can likely buy a port put down in the year you were born. That must have been a good year right?


Here are a couple of selections from a local liquor store - that 1924 vintage at 1400 euros a bottle will never touch my lips.


But the 1927 is a real bargain at only 1,325 Euros

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Alternating Currents - Alternator Woes

2011 09 08
Ferragudo, Portugal (across the river from Portimao)

View At  Anchorage in Ferragudo on the River Arcade
(across from Portimao)
We made about 300 meters distance made good yesterday.  Our dinghy arrived on time (if 12 days on a 10 day promise can be considered on time.  Our broker very strongly suggests that he delivered on his promise "ahead of schedule - Portuguese time". Clearly he had no intention of delivering the dinghy in 10 days or even 12 had it not been for the eruption of Mount Curmudgeon.  It only took 7 days to make heaven and earth - six if you don't count the day off at the end.  Proof that God was not Portuguese.

Dinghy on board we departed the marina in Portimao intending on dropping hook in the convenient nearby anchorage in the River Arcade to prep for departure today on our way to Sevilla, Espanha.  Immediately we noticed the alternator was not alternating.  NO electrons were being generated.  No power created to feed our voracious batteries.

No one expects their alternator to fail.  Like the Spanish Inquisition surprise is trouble's first weapon.  That and a near fanatical devotion to the pope I suppose but that is less relevant here.(m. python rules)

Along with all the other important devices on our boats the alternator is much abused, much neglected and generally ignored.  Until of course it up and quits.

Without an alternator you will be forced to sail, not motor, and to hand steer.  Your battery bank cannot support you and your insatiable appetite for electrical energy for more than a day or two usually much much less.

Your fridge is drawing 3 amps average and without that your beer will get warm.  When you run it the diesel eats from 2 to 5 amps powering the fuel pump and the instrument panel and such.  Your autopilot is good for at least 5 amps and a lot more if conditions are rough.

So there you are: sailing not motoring, hand steering with only warm beer.  Sounds like a Corsican slave galley.  No thank you.  You gotta get that thing working.

Here are some things you can try that should breath some life back into the poor dear thing.  Unless you have totally fried the alternator, a very unlikely event, one of these procedures should get you on your way.

The Big Three 

THe natural response of all of us faced with the overwhelming depression of a failed alternator is to throw open the engine compartment and stare blankly at the engine.  Just what compels us to join in this act of bovine placidity I cannot answer. It never works and no broken part has ever started to work after a good hard look at it has been effected.  Not on my boat anyway.  But I keep trying.

In seventy five percent of the cases of alternator failure one of these three procedures will get you on your way:

1. Take off all the connections from the alternator to the battery.  Everything.  Every peid of wire even the ground wire.  Clean the ends of the wire thoroughly and then clean the contact points on the alternator to which these wires connect.

2. If your alternator is externally regulated , and I assume for this blog that your alternator is externally regulated, remove the harness connecting the alternator to the regulator and clean all the contacts - including any stray wires that do not look important.  There will be at least one sense wire from the regulator to a switched negative post.  Check and clean both connections on this sense wire.

3. Check your fanbelt to make sure you have good tension and then check the fanbelt surface where it contacts the pulleys to make sure the belt has not glazed over.  Glazing can make the belt slippery. When it comes to fan belts slippery is useless.

With only a small amount of work and just a bit of luck you should now be on your way.

IF NOT

First Try THis - but only if you have an externally regulated P type alternator.

1. With the engine off place a steel screwdriver blade or steel wrench near the nut on the pulley of the alternator.  There should be no evidence of magnetism, ie. there should be no pull on the wrench or screwdriver trying to pull it towards the pulley nut.

2. Start the diesel.  Wait about five minutes.  Now CAREFULLY place the screwdriver blade or wrench near the pulley nut on the alternator.  YOu should find a strong magnetic force pulling the blade or wrench towards the pulley nut.

THis is a bit dangerous cause the diesel is on and you are close to moving parts that can maul you quite seriously and even kill you.  For the sake of my lawyer I must now tell you not to do what I have just suggested.  It is dangerous and no one, even a professional mechanic working in a protected environment wearing half inch kevlar protective clothing would never try to do what I have just suggested.  It was a joke and I did not mean it.

If you are squeamish about losing an arm or watching your entire alimentary tract wind itself up on the crankshaft of your diesel remember that you do not have to start the diesel.  You can be safe.

Just turn the key to "run", wait five minutes and then test with the wrench or screwdriver blade.  However - that annoying oil pressure beeper will be sounding non stop and if you have an oil pressure cutout switch on the diesel you will have to short circuit it.

Entirely up to you what you do but if your arm gets ripped off don't blame me.  I'm broke anyway. (You wait the five minutes because most external regulators have a delay programmed into them and they do not start up right away to give your diesel a chance to get up to speed before they load the engine with the alternator.

3. If there is a strong magnetic field at the pulley nut on the alternator but the alternator is not producing any current then I am sorry.  You are screwed.  You are going to have to take the alternator off the boat and have it rebuilt. On the bright side you will not have to waste any more time working on the darn thing and you can devote the rest of your afternoon to drinking the beer before it gets too warm.

IF YOU PASS THIS TEST, IE THERE IS NO MAGNETIC FIELD THEN TRY THIS:

1. Turn the engine off and remove the key.  Disconnect the wires running from the regulator to the the alternator.  Usually this means pulling off a harness or plug. The wiring from the alternator to the regulator will likely have wires in the following colours: black, red, white, brown, blue.  We are only concerned with the blue wire and red wire.  THe blue wire may not be blue.  Blue is usually the colour used for the "field" wire; it carries current from the regulator to the rotor on your alternator.  If you do not have a blue wire read the manual for the regulator and find out what colour France or England or Germany use for their field wires.

2. Using a small piece of wire connect the blue (field) wire to the red wire.

3. Check for magnetism at the pulley nut on the alternator.

If there is magnetism on the pulley nut it looks like your alternator is ok, at least the rotor and brushes and the regulator harness is ok, ie. there are no shorts in the wiring harness.  This means that probably your regulator is the problem.  Hook up your spare regulator and you should be on your way.

If you do not have a spare regulator then shame on you.  You deserve to be stressed out because you are woefully unprepared.  All is not lost however and you can make a regulator out of parts normally found on most boats.  Read Nigel Calder's book on Electrical and Mechanical Maintenance for directions.

Simply wire together a n series a bunch of light fixtures or whatever you have that use power  until you have a circuit with enough "power consumers" to use  5 amps of current.  (a ten watt lightbulb uses about 1 amp so five of these wired in series would be good).  Then wire one end of the circuit you have made to the positive post and the other end to the blue (field) wire.  You might want to wire in a switch as well to turn the string of lights on and off.  Start the diesel and when it is running smoothly go below and turn on the string of lights.  This will run enough current through the rotor of the alternator to produce about 13 volts to 13.5 volts, enough to charge at an elementary level.  Use to your voltmeter and verify that the alternator is putting out no more than 13.8 to 14 volts.

4. If there is no magnetism at the pulley nut get out your voltmeter and check for voltage on the blue (field) wire.

If there is no voltage then likely the problem is a short in the wiring harness.  You can track that down with your voltmeter and clean or cut out the bad wiring or connection and rewire.

If there is voltage at the blue (field) wire and there is magnetism at the pulley nut once again you are screwed and are going to take that alternator into the shop for a rebuild.

No matter what result you obtain when you are done you have earned the right to a beer.  Hope it's cold.

Thoughts on Alternator Maintenance and Preparedness

1. Carry a spare regulator.  They are inexpensive.

2. If you are cruising carry a spare alternator.

3. Clean your alternator regularly.  Use your wife's vaccuum cleaner to suck out bits of crud from the alternator (tell her it is just dust).

4. Check belt tension on the fanbelt often, like every time you start the diesel.

5. Every two years remove your alternator and take it to a good starter shop for a rebuild.  They will clean and lube it, change out the bearings, replace the brushes and check all the other parts, like the diodes. Cost is usually about $150 in Canada.  Use your spare alternator while the rebuild is being done.

While you are at it you might take in the starting motor too.  It needs attention as much as the alternator.  While you are in there you might as well change the air filter and pull the bilge pump to clean the vanes and the pump switch, tighten the stuffing box, check the tranny fluid, remove the heat exchanger and flush the seaweed and mud out of it, remove and scope the exhaust, lube the through hulls and verify smooth handle action and check all the other electrical connections.

I mean you are in there anyway.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

D Day for Meredith

2011 09 07

Dinghy arrives today.

If not we leave the dock today anyway.  One day at anchor in Portimao and then we are off to the island of Culahtra or somewhere around there.

It is nice to be active again.  Next major stop is Seville but we hope to spend some time on the Guardiana river which separates Spain and Portugal and is a very scenic cruise.

Cleanup In Aisle Four - Practical Bilingualism

2011 09 07
Last day in Portimao

My assigned task yesterday, in fact my only task for the whole day other than blogging, was to locate a bag of the small square melba toasts we so adore on Meredith.  These things are incredible - highly stressed packages of arid little toast crumbs that, when bitten, explode into a billion points of water absorbing brilliance.  They suck your mouth dry in a split second.  Cool.  They also go well with the local young cheese.

Luck was not with me that day and I had traversed the endless aisles of the Jumbo grocery store finding nothing that resembled a melba toast.

Finally I was reduced to asking for directions from staff.  Staff are rare things in a Portuguese store and a cause for celebration when one is present.  Obviously my luck was changing for there immediately before me was a person adorned with the tiny jacket worn by all Jumbo staff.

She was mopping up a red mess in Aisle Four - Salty Snacks.  Actually she was more attacking the mess than mopping it and her mop handle was nearly a blur it was moving so fast.

Hesitantly I interrupted the work flow.  A quick tap on the shoulder accompanied with a gentle "excuse me...".  This woman came equipped with air brakes.  She stopped so fast she gave off a compression wave as atmosphere bounced off her instantly stationary frame.

She looked at me hesitantly.  I proceeded.   "Tiny toasts?" I muttered hopefully.

I knew I had blown it as a cloud crossed my unwilling guide's umarked brow.  Quizzical she just looked at me.  It came to me in a flash.  "tiny tostas" I said more hopefully.

A lightbulb clicked into brilliance.  Her visage cleared and she visibly gained in stature.

"YES" she almost shouted.  "GO ONE" and she pointed down the row to the next aisle with her right arm.  Then her right hand shot out at ninety degrees and she motioned me to proceed to the right.  "THEN GO LEFT".

I thanked her profusely and followed her instructions right to the tostas.

And somedays life is just that cute.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

European Cruising Resources

2011 09 06
Aqua Mall Portimao Portugal

The battery is almost dead so there will not be much more of this.

If you wish to cruise Europe there are some quick guides you should know about.

Best Travel Blog: http://www.seayara.net/wordpress/

Second Best: http://www.roamsail.co.uk/

Best Internet Information Site: http://www.cruiserswiki.org

Best Paper Guides:  The Cruising Almanac and the Mediterranean Cruising Almanac both by Imray Iolaire.  Dear but worth it.  Do not be tricked into buying the Mediterranean Cruising Handbook or the Mediterranean Cruising Guide also by Imray but totally useless.  (thanks to Branco and Maggie on H2OBO for this)

Portuguese Business Practices and Dead Donkies

2011 09 06
Portimao, Portugal

"You deceitful little slug".  Thus began my rebuttal to the greasy little Hanse dealer in the Portimao marina office.  He had just tried to blame onto me for his failure to deliver our new dinghy on schedule. This did not play well.

"Listen up.  I could have tied that dinghy to a donkey in Northern Scotland, pushed the donkey off a cliff and its dead carcass, with my dinghy attached would have washed up on the Portimao beach by now.  You clowns can't move a dinghy from Lisbon to Portimao in ten days.  Hell I was in Lisbon on Saturday and could have picked the damn thing up myself.  Jackass".

This was a rare departure from the polite and compassionate man that usually resides in my skin.

I guess I was being an ugly Canadian but gosh I hate being lied to.  It's not so much the lie as the assumption I am so rock hard stupid or cowardly that I will accept the lie.

The dealer drew himself up and informed me that he did not have to be treated like a dog.  My reply that if he was a dog I would kick him did not seem to calm the waters.  A lot more was said including a full discussion of contractual responsibilities on both sides and we ended up with him promising delivery in two days.

Betting on the dock is even odds we will not have a dinghy aboard Meredith before Canadian Thanksgiving.

Still I feel remarkably good about being guilty of such inconsiderate behaviour.

Cruising Along At Sixty

2011 09 06

Agua Mall, Portimao, Portugal

Meredith moored beside Paloma de la Paz
The Only Two Cabo Ricos in Europe and we are Side by Side

Sitting in the Aqua Mall in Portimao in front of the McDonalds, Big Mac in hand, we have finally found some internet.  Internet is a precious commodity in Portugal; few marinas offer it and those that do most often fail to deliver or deliver such unreliable service it is unusable.  This is one reason I post few pictures - no bandwidth.  Portimao marina has 650 slips and no wifi.  It offers two hard wired connections to serve 650 boats.  The municipal library has no wifi and very limited internet on its own computers.  No one in Portugal seems to use internet.


This is not a travelblog.  The only good travel blog I have come across is written by Poll and Kyra Vanderwouwe and I recommend it without hesitation.  Here is the URL http://www.seayara.net/wordpress/. 


 Use Google Chrome however as the site is well written in Dutch and Chrome will automatically translate for you. 


With that exception travelblogs give me gas: insipid comments about mediocre destinations desperately dropping names of "friends" met and made along the way.  Intended to prove what I always wonder: that you took your boat somewhere or that you actually found someone who liked you.  Sad and pathetic.  Not to be found here.  We do sad and pathetic our own way.


In our sixteen days in Portimao we spent the first week recovering from the rough passage and repairing and replacing stuff lost or damaged.  Much of the real repair will have to wait for our return to North America - we can order parts from a French manufacturer through a North American supplier and get them faster and cheaper than from France.  (Yup, Europe is totally screwed economically.)


Lisbon Spreads Out Beneath One of Its Fabulous Parks
Portimao was not our choice for port, we  hoped to make Lisbon and spend some time in that capital city.  Perhaps our fortune was greater than we knew for Portimao is a great centre from which we can travel inexpensively almost everywhere in this country, eg. €35 return from Portimao to Lisbon a trip of 300 km each way.



LIsbon's Restauradore Section
Our visit to Lisbon last week by bus showed that city to be a largish city in a smallish country.  Except for the age of its buildings and its interesting Restauradore Area Lisbon is nice but not worth a week or two of exploration.

At that we travelled "off restauradore" in search of an authentic Portuguese restaurant.  None of the patio tables had a single Portuguese face to be found.  The search was very successful and we understood not a single word spoken at any surrounding table that day.  Lovely, tasty and inexpensive.

Lisbon resembled Toronto very much.  Toronto is worth a weekend at most.  I mean its claim to fame is that it is "clean".  Imagine the advertising possibilities "Visit Us.  We're Clean".

Lisbon has old buildings, clean streets and a few galleries and museums (including a fair one floor Museum of Modern Art and a great gallery of French Impressionists) but I mean this is Europe.  In Europe good old stuff is everywhere.  Lisbon is no Bilbao and we are slotting many days for a visit there by bus or train.

Lisbon is  all about parks and it does this in spades.  Its subway is clean, safe and easy to navigate. It would be a great place to live and was a decent city to visit.  Briefly.

Another side trip was made (with our very good friends, oh to hell with it) to Lagos (pronounced Lagosh) reputed to be a fab marina and old fishing village.  The old village streets were filled with thousands (thousands and thousands and thousands) of tourists.  Except for the bricks in the building facades there was no old world charm in evidence here.  Our meal was lacklustre and overpriced and all the cafe tables were filled with foreigners.

Soon, as soon as our dinghy arrives, we leave for Faro hoping to anchor off some islands around Culathra, a nice park reserve.  We will travel up the Guardiana River, border between Spain and Portugal as we understand (from our very good friends....) and finally we go up the river to Seville where we hope to engage in a week or two of fruitful investigation.

Along the way we hope to make many more new friends.  All of whom shall remain nameless.